Little Christian Humor

Just a month or so ago, I recieved an email from my sis, and my aunt, with the same joke. Upon seeing the title, it wasn't very appealing to me. Many christian mails sent to my mailbox were mostly left unread, due to the high-preaching content... but this is one light-hearted joke that really gets into my head... Haha. To those who never got it in their emails, just take some time to read it. It'll probably save your life one day. XDXDXD At least now, it did for me... (hey, this can be the storyline for a 1 minute animation short!)

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Little Christian Humor

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was

better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and

frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am

going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from

those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed

across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power

went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in

the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their

computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the

past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all

his work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said,


JESUS SAVES!...
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Remember Jesus... remember Ctrl+s! XD